You're probably going to think I'm a freak, but I have a confession to make.

I've been emailing with you for almost three months... and so have three of my friends. We've all kept our connection to the others a secret because when we first subscribed to the Shag we all thought you were either a player or full of shit with your letters. Probably some geek with an active imagination that flared up between rounds of Counterstrike.

However, over the months, we all became somewhat attached and found ourselves unable to deny the sincerity that crept through in your letters. I'm not saying that the letters were "good writing" but that there was something there besides that. We all felt it.

This was amplified by the fact that early on we decided to make a game out of VS: we were gonna see which one of us could fuck you first.

And now it's almost 3 months later and NONE of us have been successful at even getting you to come out for a drink. We find that very weird, even though we know you're probably corresponding with dozens of women from the list.

Katherine suggested that maybe the truth of this whole thing is that you weren't actively dating but in fact each of your letters was about the same girl. Someone from your past that you couldn't get over. We couldn't decide whether this made you more intriguing or just pathetic.

So now I'm writing to you today (we sort of drew straws) to put something to you. The four of us have been close friends for a while and our friendship has survived a lot of strange shit. We feel our bond is pretty strong and can handle anything. So we're wondering if you'd like to try something....?

You've already seen photographs of me. Anna and Robin say that they've also sent photos--I'm betting theirs weren't naked though. ;) Katherine says she's also sent you something but that it wasn't "just" a photo, but she won't say what it is.

So, you pretty much know that we're all sexy, funky chicks.

Since we all want to have sex with you (and be written about!), we're willing to offer ourselves up in what we think is a unique way. This Sunday we're going to have brunch at Insomnia (which you mention all the time in your letters). It'll be the four of us at a table for five. We'll get there about 1:00 and stay till 3:00, unless you come and we'll stay till whenever. We'd like you to meet us in the flesh and see what we're like-and we can see what you're like as well.

Now, I want to be clear about something. This letter is not an offer for group sex. However, if you're interested in dating any or all of us, we'd be open to that and none of us would be offended who you pick. We're hoping that you find all of us interesting and go on at least one date each and then decide whether to continue. We honestly think that our friendship can handle this and that there will be no jealousy problems. The only thing that we ask is that you be honest in your letters so that we can keep abreast of the entire situation and that you don't lie about stuff.

I'm sure we'll come up with more "rules" as we go along, but we thought we'd just put the idea out there and see what you think. You don't have to respond to this request, just show or don't show on Sunday. And hey, if this is too creepy or weird, just come and have a free meal. ;)

XO